a buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"

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This young man is very infatuated with his fiance (thank God) and he decides to get her name tattooed on his penis. When he is erect, it reads from groin to tip W E N D Y. When he is not, it just says W Y.

So they marry. They go to Jamaica for their honeymoon and are hanging out at a nude beach. Its hot, the new bride is parched and asks her sweet man to go to the bar and get her something to drink, which he does.

While he's standing at the bar, he sees this biiiiiiig, tall, beautiful proud Jamaican man. He glances at the man's privates to see if the tales are true and to his surprize, why! he sees W Y tattooed on the man's penis.

"Sir! I can't help but noticing you have W Y tattooed on your penis! So do I! Is your wife's name Wendy also?" he askes.

"Why no, mon," the Jamaican says, smiling.

"Mine says, 'welcome to Jamaica mon, have a nice day!'"



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You lent me the red shoe!

Thank you sweet lady

As a guy walks out to the smoking area, he is glad to see someone else is there, since he forgot his lighter. When he asks for a light, the guy smoking pulls out a HUGE lighter.

The guy who just walked up says "WOW! where did you get that."

And the guy with the lighter says "I have a Genie, watch" and he pulls a bottle out of his pocket and in a puff of smoke a genie appears and asks what he wishes for. The guy replies " I want a million bucks"

The genie dissapears and at that moment a huge flock of ducks fly overhead.

The guy who asked for the light says "You didn't wish for a million ducks."

And the first guy says "I didn't wish for the worlds largest bic either"

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Took me a minute!

I'M TRYING TO THINK OF ONE THAT'S NOT PERVERTED.

Glad you liked it, hope you feel better.

want more? I am a veritable repository of bad jokes.

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aahhh!! I'm not good with jokes... I don't know what to say...uh? I can smell something in the kitchen...AHHH!!! a potato has exploded!!!!!

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yes, please!

Ok, a duck walks into a bar, and asks the bartender "Do you have any grapes?"

The bartender says "You got the wrong place, the grocery store is 3 doors down, this is a bar, we don't have grapes."

The duck leaves.

The next day the same duck comes into the bar and asks "Do you have any grapes?"

The bartender says "Like I told you yesterday, this is a bar, we don't have any grapes"

The duck leaves.

The next day the duck comes into the bar again and asks "Do you have any grapes?"

The bartender is getting upset at this point and yells "We don't have any grapes here, we never will have any grapes here, and if you come here and ask me for grapes again, I am going to nail your feet to the floor!"

The duck leaves.

The next day, the duck walks into the bar again, this time he asks the bartender "Got any nails?"

With a sigh the bartender says simply "No."

Then the duck says "Do you have any grapes?"

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